A old one.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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Sherlock Holmes Joke
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were on a camping trip.
After a long day hiking they stopped, set up camp, had dinner and read a little before calling it a day.
About 1 AM, long after both had turned in for the night, Holmes awoke.
He looked over and saw Watson was also awake.
Holmes asked,”Watson-look up into the sky and tell me what you see..”
Watson responded “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?’
Holmes answered, “Somebody stole our tent.”
After a long day hiking they stopped, set up camp, had dinner and read a little before calling it a day.
About 1 AM, long after both had turned in for the night, Holmes awoke.
He looked over and saw Watson was also awake.
Holmes asked,”Watson-look up into the sky and tell me what you see..”
Watson responded “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?’
Holmes answered, “Somebody stole our tent.”
Top 10 reasons to date an ENGINEER
Top 10 reasons to date an ENGINEER:
10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".
8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. We have significant figures.
6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.
5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4. Engineers do it to specification.
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!
10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".
8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7. We have significant figures.
6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.
5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4. Engineers do it to specification.
3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!
Rajnikanth
For dose who don't know who rajnikanth is:
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
3. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
11. At last his e-mail id:
gmail@rajnikant.com
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
3. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
11. At last his e-mail id:
gmail@rajnikant.com
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