A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

NURSE kept SANTA’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SANTA STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SANTA:next is URINE TEST

Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.

A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?

Teacher-Why did u laugh?
Boy-I saw one strap of ur bra.
Teacher-GET OUT of class for one week.
2nd boy laughed,
Teacher-Y did u laugh?
Boy-I saw both straps.
Teacher-GET OUT for one MONTH.
She bent down to take chalk and little Johnny started walking out.
Teacher-Johnny,why r u going out?
Johnny-What I just saw, I think my school days r over.

Q.: Which was the biggest sex change operation done in India..??




Ans :- In Mumbai, Queen Victoria Terminus became Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus....!!

What is a Kiss

What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.