Rajnikanth

For dose who don't know who rajnikanth is:
1. When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.
2 .Rajnikanth can divide by zero.
3. Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
4. Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.
5. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
6. Rajinikanth can make onions cry.
7. Rajnikanth can drown a fish.
8. When Rajnikanth looks in mirror d mirror shatters, bcoz not even glass is stupid to get in betwn Rajnikanth & Rajnikanth.
9. Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
10. Rajnikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
11. At last his e-mail id:
gmail@rajnikant.com